Baaris

Pehli baaris,soundhi khusboo
Mehki yaadein, gila mann

Ashkon ne phir sicha aaj banjar zakhmo ko

--Bibhuti

Pyar

Aankhen lafzon ka sath nahi de rahi thi,
Shayad hogi unki bhi kuch majboori

Pyar hasil hi nahin,qurbani bhi hai

--Bibhuti

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Escalation

I was furious last night.I am furious now.I will be furious tomorrow.

Kaif almost lost the match yesterday and I already had started planning how to get back my one night sleep.I was not so much disappointed with his last 10 innings as I am with this 66 run innings.To me, the runs doesn't matter but what matters is the way it is scored.A match which we could have won with atleast two overs to spare went till the penultimate ball, thanks to Kaif.I am convinced Kaif doesn't have class to sustain for long.Once Sachin comes in he will be the one to be dropped for sure.He doesn't have timing,elegance or power.I will hate to see any report on media mentioning it as a match winning inning.But I know I will see.

I can easily correlate this with my day to day life experience.People won't do things proactively,they will wait till things are escalated.And then they will take credit for an issue by advertising to the whole world which could have easily avoided.

Life is simple,Its 'We' who make it complicate....

Cool Ones

Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.

Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Ø If at first you don't succeed.... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Ø If you install a 50p fuse to protect a 5000rs equipment, the 5000rs equipment will blow in order to save the 50p fuse.

Ø Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

Ø Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

Toofan

Kitne ehtiyat se,dabe paon
Chale gaye woh zindagi se

Toofan kyon chhod gaye pichhe?

--Bibhuti

My Favourites

Sport - Cricket
Cricketer - Sachin Tendulkar,Shane Warne
Tennis Player - Roger Federer,Andre Agassi
Cricket Commentator - Tony Greig
Movie - Sholay
Actor - Amitabh Bachchan
Music Director - AR Rehman
Singer - Kishore Kumar,AR Rehman,Sonu Nigam
Director - Hrishikesh Mukherjee,Ramgopal Varma
Poet - Gulzar
Book - Prey,Timeline
Music Band - Indian Ocean
Politicial Orator - Pramod Mahajan
Comic Strip - Calvin & Hobbes
Cartoon - Tom & Jerry
News Channel - NDTV 24X7,CNN IBN
TV Serial - Sarabhai vs Sarabhai,Just for Laughs-Gags