Monday, October 30, 2006

Indian Team

I have now accepted the following facts and this will make me enjoy cricket more in future.

1. India is just an average team and don't expect them to beat Aus,SA,Pak,NZ.If they beat them once in a while then its a bonus.

2. Sachin NOW is an average batsman.He will score once in 5 matches against poor opposition.Don't expect anything from him.

3. Sehwag's expiry date was 1 year back.Nobody botherwd to see that.

4. Harbhajan is most overrated bowler we have.

5. Fast bowler is a dream for India.We never had one and we will never have one.

Unfortunately we don't have bench strength but still I will sack the following players to give a message that we would rather like to lose without you so called stars.

1. Sehwag - You are not indispensable.Go to domestic cricket and comeback with consistency else open a dhaba and doodh pite raho..

2. Kaif - You are not an one day player buddy.Go and do something else with whatever money you have

3. Pathan - You never had speed and its not all about speed.Bradshaw,Bracken,Mc Grath bowl at around 130 km/hr and they are mighty effective.Discipline is the key.Go to domestic cricket and make some good batsman for us.

4. Raina - You have potential but nothing comes easy in life.Hard work can bring you back but for now bye bye.

5. Harbhajan - You are supposed to take wickets not only containing runs.Do some more ads(I don't care with patka or without) and music videos

6. RP Singh - I really wonder how can selectors replace Sreesanth with RP Singh.They are mad fellows.

I will bring in players like Kumble,Gambhir,Zaheer,Rohit Sharma..