Cool Ones
Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Ø If at first you don't succeed.... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Ø If you install a 50p fuse to protect a 5000rs equipment, the 5000rs equipment will blow in order to save the 50p fuse.
Ø Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
Ø Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.
Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Ø If at first you don't succeed.... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Ø If you install a 50p fuse to protect a 5000rs equipment, the 5000rs equipment will blow in order to save the 50p fuse.
Ø Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
Ø Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.
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