Quotes

“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”

-- Charles M. Schulz

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”

--Emo Philips

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.”

--Ellen DeGeneres

“Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.”

--Benny Hill

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

--Frank Sinatra quotes

“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

--Dr. Seuss

“We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly”

--Sam Keen

“One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.”

“I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.”
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--Roy Croft

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

--Oscar Wilde

“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”

“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”

--Victor Borge

“One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.”

--Nancy Witcher Astor, Viscountess

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”

--George F. Burns